IN THE END. SLuMBER COMES FOR uS ALL.
well first of all how do you even know what i look like??? ?
thats actually the only thing i have to say because im fairly creeped out
YOu WOuLDNT uNDERSTAND.
BuT I DO.
AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY. WOW. YOu SHOuLD STAY INSIDE.
im lil red, though
from the hood….
how am i not fresh??
dont answer that, i dont need your approval
WELL FIRST OF ALL YOu ARE HIDEOuS.
BuT.
DONT TAKE IT uP WITH ME. THE MACHINE IS WHAT GIVES THE READING. I AM NOT THE MACHINE. THE MACHINE IS REAL.
Am I making you mad? Sorry! I really don’t mean to.
YOu MADE ME MAD WHEN THIS CONVERSATION STARTED YOu INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE SHIT STAIN.
STOP APOLOGIZING.
im fairly fresh
somewhat fresh!!!
and what equipment would that be??
ABOuT AS FRESH AS A SLAB OF MEAT THAT HAS BEEN LOST IN THE VOID FOR MILLENNIA.
THE FRESHOMETERSHuTTHEFuCKuP 9999999999. ITS THE BEST FRESH SCANNER THERE IS.
Oh well gosh you’re wrong about that. I’m super loved! I’ve had a lot of people do really amazing things for me. I wouldn’t be alive if my friends didn’t care! But they do and I love them back for it.
YOu MAKE ME WANT TO GROW HAIR. JuST SO I CAN TEAR IT OuT. EAT IT. GAG ON IT. AND REGuRGITATE ALL OVER YOuR DISGuSTING PORCINE FCE.
NO.
NO THEY DONT.
AND THIS IS WHY.
Aw well if I am actually awful thats too bad. But I quite like being me!
And even if all my friends were faking it so I don’t feel so alone, wouldn’t that mean that thay care about me feeling alone? So then they DO care about me either which way. It’s a nice thought.
HOW uNFORTuNATE.
THOuGH THEY DONT CARE ABOuT YOu. ITS PITY. ITS NOT REAL AFFECTION. NOBODY COuLD GIVE SOMETHING LIKE YOu ANY REAL AFFECTION.
hello my name is jade and im really really fresh im not going to lie
BuT NOT FRESH ENOuGH.
MAYBE BY YOuR PITIFuL STANDARDS. BuT ACCORDING TO MY EQuIPMENT. COMPARED TO ME YOu ARE FuLL ON DANK.
